It's a Cruel Summer

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illkim:

winning an argument online

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mothsmen:

wildnoutinwildemount:

braveandwildestdreams:

anjanana:

everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard

I scrolled back up because I needed this on my blog

Mother Nature just busting it open like that huh?

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alexander:

oddballwaterfall:

emilianadarling:

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

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it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

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THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

I love little foreign confusion things like this

we’re still throwing pounds of butter in shit just using more wrappers

gaypeopletwitter:

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nutheadgee:

shromo:

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

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This is always so fucking funny to me

bullsseye:

Klaus, Number Five, and Vanya in new stills from The Umbrella Academy

luciferian-lilith:

sourpatchlezz:

sourpatchlezz:

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

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if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

Imagine having this as a roommate.

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mutantapologist:

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I don’t have to say this but magneto wouldn’t get mad at someone for choosing to not constantly alter their appearance to look “normal” and that’s why he’s right

smollest-bot:

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

does anyone else’s lizard get OFFENDED when you turn on the lights at night

this exact look without fail

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Yeah, exactly.

theliftingyogi:

liquid-hunny:

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This is too accurate lol

Y’all

kochajikan:
“love that new skin
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kochajikan:

love that new skin

jakemorph:

tony stark is just such a stupid character. hes like if batman sucked. literally every one of the avengers has powers that make them basically unstoppable but tonys like “i have enough money to solve poverty but im going to help the american imperial machine instead”

worldsworstfather:

i love it when people say “must you?” both because it makes me feel like i’m in a period drama and because yes, i absolutely must

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